Please Have Some Self-Respect. I Only Do Delivery Reviews

Please Have Some Self-Respect. I Only Do Delivery
Please Have Some Self-Respect. I Only Do Delivery

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Frederick
Frederick

Mercenary Paul thinks money fixes everything. Disguised delivery, confrontation with supposed classmate, hilarious denial.

2026-03-18 22:47:31

Yasmin
Yasmin

Kelly's wounded bravado felt painfully real. Paul's indifferent line cut like a cool blade.

2026-02-15 20:54:48

Vanessa
Vanessa

I suspect Kelly's claim hides deeper motives. Maybe she knows his past, or she's lying.

2026-02-10 07:29:24

Dana
Dana

Their chemistry is weirdly sweet and antagonistic. I ship the awkward bully-victim banter already.

2026-02-07 02:14:02

Oscar
Oscar

My heart clenched for Kelly when she accused Paul. Paul's deadpan 'I only do delivery' cracked me up.

2026-02-04 00:41:58

Zachary
Zachary

Loved the assassin ranking logic and money calculus. Disguise as courier makes mission logistics believable.

2026-01-29 14:14:29

Dominic
Dominic

So many assassins, so little tip money. Paul should start a delivery loyalty program.

2026-01-26 19:53:22

Wesley
Wesley

Green Onion Hater is such a quirky detail. It elevates the absurd into dark poetry.

2026-01-22 22:27:34

Samuel
Samuel

Tight premise, high stakes, clear character contrast. Delivery disguise creates brilliant tension and irony.

2026-01-06 22:44:10

Kyle
Kyle

Brilliant tone mix of dark and silly. Paul's 'I only do delivery' is iconic.

2025-12-26 22:29:56