Please Have Some Self-Respect. I Only Do Delivery Full Episode

Please Have Some Self-Respect. I Only Do Delivery - Episode 1

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After his client's product launch is targeted by Shadow, the world's top assassin, mercenary Mr. Wood neutralizes the threat. Grateful, the client wires $20 million and invites Wood to a luxury luncheon; Wood declines the banquet, asks for cash and even requests boiled water. The client then asks one more favor: buy instant noodles for a Brimland acquaintance surnamed Josh, who will pay $5 million. Wood says he only takes one job a year unless it's for a very good friend. They agree to talk, leaving Wood's decision unresolved.

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Please Have Some Self-Respect. I Only Do Delivery - Episode 2

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When a friend asks Mr. Wood to be bodyguard for his daughter because she's been targeted by the world's top assassin, he refuses. He points out he already took out Shadow, causing the second-best to rise, and scoffs at the codename Green Onion Hater — survivors say she's a woman with a prominent nose, small mouth, a facial mole, and always covers her eyes when striking. Ellis narrows the search to part of Rivara City and vows they can capture her on the spot. The episode closes with an anonymous delivery left, last digits 2398, unresolved.

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Please Have Some Self-Respect. I Only Do Delivery - Episode 3

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During an art class a veiled visitor is mistaken for someone else until a student calls out Paul. The teacher warns the upcoming exam is crucial and reveals the delivery man used to be a top student who 'went in a different direction' after the exam. He says he left because his master took him abroad for ten years, not due to pressure. Classmates mock an art student reduced to delivery work. When he drops a piece of art, students cry 'amazing' - his talent vindicated, but the teacher hushes the class and resumes drawing, leaving his next move unresolved.

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Please Have Some Self-Respect. I Only Do Delivery - Episode 4

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After running into an art teacher that morning, the protagonist keeps returning to the school to confront them. They accuse the teacher, taunting that the 'former big shot' ended up delivering food, of ordering them around, stealing a drawing that clearly depicts the accuser, and wrecking their bike. The teacher feigns forgetfulness, insists they only teased bullies, and offers money to replace the bike. The accuser refuses the cash as an insult and presses past grievances. The confrontation ends unresolved, the accuser storming off and warning, "Don't let me remember who you are!".

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Please Have Some Self-Respect. I Only Do Delivery - Episode 5

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At an apartment gate Paul arrives with a delivery that's about to time out. The building's rule forbids deliveries inside, keeping him outside while other couriers pressure the gate. A neighbor, Eden, recognizes Paul and greets him; old acquaintances reminisce and offer beer, puzzled he's a deliveryman. The friendly reunion collapses when residents refuse entry. A group forms, shoves people aside and plans a violent stop: "You pin him to the ground, and we're gonna kick his ass." With the gate barred and the assault planned, Paul faces an imminent attack and a lost order.

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Please Have Some Self-Respect. I Only Do Delivery - Episode 6

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A delivery worker arrives at a cluttered apartment. A woman answers, says 'no green onions' and that she's 'in a shower,' asking him to 'just put it inside' to prevent theft. He notices the mess and warns about safety, mentioning there have been 'many bad guys' recently. After he sets the order on the table she suddenly calls back claiming she 'twisted my ankle' and that she's not dressed, begging 'big guy, can you come in and give me a hand?' The episode ends with him stalled at the door, forced to decide whether to enter.

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Please Have Some Self-Respect. I Only Do Delivery - Episode 7

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Eden warns Paul that a group with bats has come for him. Paul returns and is confronted; someone hands him the back-gate key and tells him to run, but he doesn't leave. The attackers accuse him of past wrongs and demand revenge. The security guard admits he failed, steps forward and offers himself; he fights back and someone realizes they are students sent by a woman who targeted the wrong man. The episode ends when the attackers shout, 'Bring me the woman who sent you,' leaving Paul and the guard facing that ultimatum.

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Please Have Some Self-Respect. I Only Do Delivery - Episode 8

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A woman confronts Paul, accusing him of hitting her with a car and sending people to beat her friend. Paul, insisting "I'm a high school teacher," denies involvement. The confrontation escalates when Leo appears badly injured and says he was forced to give the woman's number. Surveillance footage is shown and reveals student Kelly ordered the attack; Kelly admits she acted out of revenge. Paul forbids further contact, warns Kelly about expulsion, and threatens, "If I call the police, your brother will be done for." The episode ends with Kelly's confession shifting blame but legal consequences unresolved.

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Please Have Some Self-Respect. I Only Do Delivery - Episode 9

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After a street confrontation where someone accuses 'your brother' of beating up his buddy, students Martin, Tom, and Oliver arrive to support Ms. Josh. She denies ordering them, is pressured to make the teens apologize to the older man, and promises, "I'll set things right tomorrow," defusing immediate punishment so the school schedule isn't disrupted. Later, a delivery worker is stopped by someone insisting on talking about yesterday, offers to cover his earnings and drive him to work. The delivery worker refuses, saying 'I got a work ethic,' walks off, and the other person calls, 'Wait,' leaving the meeting unresolved.

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Please Have Some Self-Respect. I Only Do Delivery - Episode 10

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After yesterday's incident, a woman pleads that her brother and the others not be reported to police or expelled. Another person argues that low-status work—security or delivery— would spare them trouble and tells her to name her price. At the delivery stop, the courier refuses payment until she shows the "right attitude," and she recoils at a past wrong he caused. Then the target is announced: "Kelly, high school art teacher," with a $100 million bounty. One of them celebrates, saying "I'll quit after this job," leaving Kelly's safety and the woman's bargain unresolved.

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