After a public mishap leaves a young man injured, his worried mother begs him not to die while bystanders mock him. A woman apologizes, takes responsibility for his "testicle injury," and pleads that he survive. Then she shocks everyone by offering, 'If no one else will marry you, I will,' insisting he can move in and they can register the marriage immediately. The crowd reacts as she presses, 'Today works too. Think you are ready?' He answers, 'I'm built solid. No problem.'