A man hires a tutor with two conditions: skills and the ability to handle his rebellious daughter; twelve tutors already quit. The applicant, who minored in child psychology, convinces the man and passes the interview, but the daughter bluntly says she doesn't want him as her tutor. She proposes a darts wager: if she wins he leaves; if she loses he stays as her tutor. Mid-match she admits she's never played darts and argues accuracy can include other thrown objects. Someone asks, What do you want to use? The contest, and his fate, remains unresolved.